Local person:Hello, my name is Areg, I am the local guide and welcome to Sevan.
Tomorrow bring your swim suits, because we are gonna swim
1 days pass
Local person: Hello everybody again, i hope you brought your swim suits because it’s swim o’clock.
Everyone:Yay
3 hours pass
Tourist 1: Excuse me but where can i find the bathroom
Local person: Oh! you have to go straight over there can’t miss it.
Tourist 2: Excuse me where can i find a cafe or something like that
Local person: It’s somewhere next to the car.
Tourist 2: Thanks
Tourist 3: Excuse me but where is the changing room
Local person:You have to go straight over, then take right and you will see it.
1 hour passes
The tourists come together, the tourists walked up to the guide and told him
Tourist 3: You gave us the wrong directions
Local Person: Well the truth is … i don’t where the directions either, i am sorry … i can give you a 20% discount
Tourist 3: No!!!
Local person: 30% discount?
Tourist 3: Fine
Then they all went home